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A glimpse into the future ...
« on: March 04, 2010, 08:03:04 PM »

[The year is 1941, and at a shipyard in Japan, a huge naval slipway’s roof has just opened clamshell-style. Into the air slowly rises the form of the mighty Yamato… onward she climbs, staggering to a full 19 feet above the water before her engines, designed to handle a ship half her size, finally fail. The huge form slams down on the water, sending a small tidal wave over the nearby villages. Bobbing like a cork, the most powerful dreadnought in the world sits helpless as tugs move in to try to dock her. Nearby on a dock, two men watch in stunned horror.]

[Nameless admiral] GooGAH! What the hell just happened?

[Nameless engineer] I told you not to try to snow us on the size of that thing! You told us 35,000 tons, we build engines for 35,000!

You fool! She’s 72,000!

Well, now we know. Fantastic. Any ideas, Ahab?

...More engines?

Great, I’m sure we have room for that. While we’re at it, there’s room for Coke machines in every compartment, a dance floor under the catapults, and I think we have enough room to fit a couple of submarines between the ****** rudders. Want to explain how I’m supposed to ‘add more engines’, ‘sir’?

Er… ok, well, we can try to knock off some weight. Lose the side-mount 6.1 inch turrets… ah… we don’t really need seven planes in the hangar, three will work…

...You know what needs to go.

No. Absolutely not. That doesn’t go anywhere.

She won’t fly otherwise. You know it, I know it, the laws of physics know it.

...Fine. No wave-motion gun. Make it so. I’m going to go cry in my quarters.

*sigh* I should have worked on the flying submarine-carrier program.

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 08:19:02 PM »
Hil-flippin-arious! Now if only I could have a Yamato class leviathan. And a Shokaku class aerial carrier. Oh and a flying Kuma class light cruiser converted with more torpedo bays. And...and....and...

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 08:49:49 PM »
I love it as much today as when I first read it many moons ago.

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 06:24:37 PM »
Thinking even further into the future, are we at some point going to get Leviathans with nuclear reactors?  Not asking for them any time soon, just curious.

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Can we have flying tanks?

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2010, 09:51:13 PM »
That's a post-WWII development, and would drastically change the nature of the game.

For more fun, imagine CBT-quality fusion reactors...

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2010, 10:47:43 PM »
That was going to be my next though.  I'm drooling in anticipation already.

"Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "**** you." Mammoth Tank Driver, Tiberium Wars.

Can we have flying tanks?

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2010, 11:14:58 PM »
That's a post-WWII development, and would drastically change the nature of the game.

For more fun, imagine CBT-quality fusion reactors...


Oh My!
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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2010, 02:51:08 AM »
Oh My!

I'm not sure what the final result would be, but it would be AWESOME.

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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2010, 02:59:45 AM »
I'm not sure either but It would have to be a lot of fun.
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Re: A glimpse into the future ...
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2010, 02:01:30 PM »
I imagine it would be something like the flying battleships in Cthulhutech.
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